Another of my dad's favorite jokes was about the man in the diner eating a bowl of soup until he noticed a fly in it.
He motioned the waiter over and asked him "What's this fly doing in my soup?".
The waiter looked down, thought a moment and said "The backstroke".
:)
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
My Dad's Diner Joke #1
One of my dad's favorite jokes was about the man in the diner who had to use the "facilities" just as his soup arrived.
He grabbed a napkin and wrote on it "I spit in this soup", then put the napkin right next to the bowl. He hoped this would keep anyone else from taking and eating it.
When he returned he found someone had written: "So did I".
:)
He grabbed a napkin and wrote on it "I spit in this soup", then put the napkin right next to the bowl. He hoped this would keep anyone else from taking and eating it.
When he returned he found someone had written: "So did I".
:)
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